Some surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.The first said, “I think accountants are the easiest to opperate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.”The second said, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.” Read the rest of this entry »

A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence.Calling out to the patient, the man says, “Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?” Read the rest of this entry »