Some surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.The first said, “I think accountants are the easiest to opperate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.”The second said, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.” Read the rest of this entry »

“Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?”
“Yes, of course…”
“Great! I never could before!”