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		<title>Wife 1.0</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 05:43:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear IT HelpDesk:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Basketball 5.0, [...]


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		<title>Three I.T. Professionals Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:40:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem.  The project manager said: &#8220;Let&#8217;s catch a cab and in ten minutes we&#8217;ll reach our destination.&#8221;
The computer programmer said: &#8220;We have [...]


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