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	<title>New Jokes at Joke Bandit - new joke stories, funny videos and hilarious photos. &#187; married life</title>
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		<title>Amish People and Elevator Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 10:49:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, &#8216;What is this Father?&#8217; The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, &#8216;Son, I [...]


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		<title>Missing Husband Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 12:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband: Woman: I lost my husband Inspector: What is his height Woman: I never noticed Inspector: Slim or healthy Woman Not slim can be healthy Inspector: Color of eyes Woman: Never noticed Inspector: Color of hair Woman: Should be black Inspector: What [...]


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		<title>Husband and Wife&#8217;s Doctor Visit Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 16:26:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor&#8217;s office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her, &#8220;If you don&#8217;t do the following, your husband will lose his will to live and surely die.&#8221; Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood. At [...]


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		<title>Newly Wed and Change Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 06:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a friend of mine in a bar the night after his wedding, I had ask exactly what he was doing there instead of with his new bride. &#8220;Well, you see, this morning when I got up,&#8221; he said, &#8220;I was barely awake from a wonderful night [...]


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		<title>Married in Heaven Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 03:08:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole – killing them both instantly. The couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven. [...]


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		<title>Halloween Party Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:28:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good [...]


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		<title>Funny Picture &#8211; Perfect Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
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		<title>Ten Husbands, still a virgin joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 08:51:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, &#8220;Please be gentle, I&#8217;m still a virgin.&#8221; &#8220;What?&#8221; said the puzzled groom. &#8220;How can that be if you&#8217;ve been married ten times?&#8221; &#8220;Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great [...]


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		<title>Harmonica and Sex Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:35:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time and keep his mind off of the local women. The wife complied and sent the best one she could find, along with several dozen lesson &#38; music books. Rotated back [...]


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		<title>Joke: Absent-minded Husband</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:03:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife&#8217;s birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to his wife on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, &#8220;Your loving husband.&#8221; His wife was [...]


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