Browsing Category: "married life"
Joke: Getting a Divorce
elderly, family, married life February 9th, 2009
An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says,
‘I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage… and that much misery is enough!’
‘Dad, what are you talking about?’ the son screams.
‘We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,’ the old man says.
‘We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!’
Joke: Pearl Trap
elderly, family, married life January 31st, 2009
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.
They searched for days and couldn’t find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.
Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: ‘Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . Please advise .’
The old man faxed back: ‘Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap.’
Joke: Before and After Marriage
family, married life, relationship January 2nd, 2009
Before marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
Joke: Husband and Wife Dialogue
family, married life December 17th, 2008
One night as a couple lay down for bed, the husband taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says, “Honey, I’m sorry. I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.”
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to go to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again…
