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		<title>Amish People and Elevator Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 10:49:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, &#8216;What is this Father?&#8217; The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, &#8216;Son, I [...]


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		<title>Joke: Bill Gates goes to hell</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 01:58:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him: &#8220;Welcome Mr. Gates, we&#8217;ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You&#8217;ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you&#8217;ve got me in a good mood, I&#8217;ll be generous and give you a choice of [...]


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		<title>Joke: Dirty Underwear</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 05:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor.  The doctor ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine. The next day the doctor called and the wife answered. &#8220;I&#8217;m going to need to run a few more tests&#8221;, the doctor said. &#8220;I&#8217;m going to need a semen, urine and [...]


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		<title>Funny Picture: Lawnmower and Bald Head</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
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