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		<title>Joke: Lawyer&#8217;s Rate</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 05:04:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. &#8220;Can you tell me how much you charge?&#8221;, said the client. &#8220;Of course&#8221;, the lawyer replied, &#8220;I charge $200 to answer three questions!&#8221; &#8220;Well that&#8217;s a bit steep, isn&#8217;t it?&#8221; &#8220;Yes it is&#8221;, said the lawyer, &#8220;And what&#8217;s your third question?&#8221; Related posts:Lawyer [...]


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		<title>Joke: The Pharmacist</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 01:31:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he [...]


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		<title>CIA Application Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:17:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there&#8217;s a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the [...]


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		<title>Mexican Smuggler Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 14:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He&#8217;s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, &#8220;What&#8217;s in the bags?&#8221; &#8220;Sand,&#8221; answered Juan. The guard says, &#8220;We&#8217;ll just see about that get off the bike.&#8221; The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them [...]


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		<title>Dumb Yuppie Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 14:41:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. &#8220;Officer, look what they&#8217;ve done to my Beeeemer!!!&#8221; he whined. &#8220;You yuppies are so [...]


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		<title>Great Writer Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 06:44:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define &#8220;great&#8221; he said, &#8220;I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl [...]


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		<title>Filipino Fax Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:56:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three men, a Singaporean, Japanese and a Filipino were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The singaporean pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. &#8220;That was my pager.&#8221; he said,&#8221;I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm.&#8221; A few minutes later [...]


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		<title>Doctor Joke &#8211; Violin</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:27:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?&#8221; &#8220;Yes, of course&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;Great! I never could before!&#8221; Related posts:Joke: Internet Doctor ... Lawyer Joke &#8211; Account A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party... Great Writer Joke There was once a young man who, in his youth,...


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		<title>Lawyer Joke &#8211; Punishment</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
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		<title>Lawyer Joke &#8211; Account</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:24:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked, &#8220;How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social [...]


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