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		<title>Married in Heaven Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 03:08:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole – killing them both instantly. The couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven. [...]


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		<title>God&#8217;s Minute Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 03:18:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man trying to understand the nature of God asked him, “God, how long is a million years to you?” God answered, “A million years is like a minute.” Then, the man asked, “God, how much is a million dollars to you?” And God replied, “A million dollars is like a penny.” Finally, the man [...]


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		<title>Joke: Hand Me the Broom</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 02:48:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night, his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark.” The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. “You don’t have [...]


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		<title>Joke: Vatican Humor</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 12:03:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After getting all of Pope Benedict&#8217;s luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn&#8217;t travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. &#8216;Excuse me, Your Holiness,&#8217; says the driver, &#8216;Would you please take your seat so we can leave?&#8217; &#8216;Well, to tell you the truth,&#8217; says the Pope, &#8216;they never [...]


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		<title>Joke: Sister Mathematical and Sister Logical</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 08:51:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There were two nuns.. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).  It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? [...]


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		<title>Cab Driver Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:57:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven. A preacher is next in line behind [...]


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