Browsing Category: "sexy"
Funny Picture: How fast the years go by
sexy, women March 25th, 2010
Pickup Lines Joke
sexy, women September 11th, 2009
Here’s a list of best or worst pickup lines, depending if you get the girl or not…
The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I like every bone in your body especially mine.
How about you sit on my lap and we’ll see what pops up?
Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
Joke: Dirty Underwear
doctor, family, people, sexy November 30th, 2008
There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor. The doctor ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine.
The next day the doctor called and the wife answered. “I’m going to need to run a few more tests”, the doctor said. “I’m going to need a semen, urine and a fecal sample.”
Joke: The Pharmacist
family, profession, sexy October 11th, 2008
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!” Read the rest of this entry »
Joke: Who’s the Boss?
family, relationship, sexy, story October 6th, 2008
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride.
He said, “Here, put these on.” She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. “I can’t wear your trousers.” she said.
“That’s right,” said the husband, “and don’t you ever forget it. I’m the man who wears the pants in this family.” With that she flipped him her panties and said, “Try these on.” Read the rest of this entry »
