<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>New Jokes at Joke Bandit - new joke stories, funny videos and hilarious photos. &#187; sexy</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.jokebandit.com/category/sexy/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.jokebandit.com</link>
	<description>jokes. laughter. happiness. medicine.</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 10:50:05 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Funny Picture: How fast the years go by</title>
		<link>http://www.jokebandit.com/sexy/funny-picture-how-fast-the-years-go-by/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jokebandit.com/sexy/funny-picture-how-fast-the-years-go-by/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 02:44:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[sexy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[women]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[picture]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jokebandit.com/?p=256</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[How fast the years go by&#8230; scroll down&#8230; scroll down some more&#8230; Related posts:Funny Picture &#8211; Rugby Ouch!... Funny Picture &#8211; Secret Lovers Funny picture of secret lovers.... Funny Picture &#8211; Mouse Maze Hilariously intelligent mouse, using dynamite to blow up walls....


Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/picture/funny-picture-rugby/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Funny Picture &#8211; Rugby'>Funny Picture &#8211; Rugby</a> <small>Ouch!...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/picture/funny-picture-secret-lovers/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Funny Picture &#8211; Secret Lovers'>Funny Picture &#8211; Secret Lovers</a> <small>Funny picture of secret lovers....</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/picture/26/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Funny Picture &#8211; Mouse Maze'>Funny Picture &#8211; Mouse Maze</a> <small>Hilariously intelligent mouse, using dynamite to blow up walls....</small></li>
</ol>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jokebandit.com/sexy/funny-picture-how-fast-the-years-go-by/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Pickup Lines Joke</title>
		<link>http://www.jokebandit.com/sexy/pickup-lines-joke/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jokebandit.com/sexy/pickup-lines-joke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[sexy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[women]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[men]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pickup lines]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jokebandit.com/?p=207</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a list of best or worst pickup lines, depending if you get the girl or not&#8230; The word of the day is &#8220;legs.&#8221; Let&#8217;s go back to my place and spread the word. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. I want to melt in your [...]


Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/family/joke-whos-the-boss/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Joke: Who&#8217;s the Boss?'>Joke: Who&#8217;s the Boss?</a> <small>A young couple on their wedding night were in their...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/relationship/joke-girlfriend-directions/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Joke: Girlfriend Directions'>Joke: Girlfriend Directions</a> <small>A girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/sexy/bottle-of-merlot/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Bottle of Merlot'>Bottle of Merlot</a> <small>A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of...</small></li>
</ol>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jokebandit.com/sexy/pickup-lines-joke/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Joke: Dirty Underwear</title>
		<link>http://www.jokebandit.com/family/joke-dirty-underwear/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jokebandit.com/family/joke-dirty-underwear/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 05:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[doctor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[people]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sexy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dirty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[married]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[patient]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weird]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jokebandit.com/?p=87</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor.  The doctor ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine. The next day the doctor called and the wife answered. &#8220;I&#8217;m going to need to run a few more tests&#8221;, the doctor said. &#8220;I&#8217;m going to need a semen, urine and [...]


Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/family/joke-old-mans-sperm-count/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Joke: Old Man&#8217;s Sperm Count'>Joke: Old Man&#8217;s Sperm Count</a> <small>Old people have problems that you haven&#8217;t even considered yet!...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/family/joke-computer-diagnosis/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Joke: Computer Diagnosis'>Joke: Computer Diagnosis</a> <small>One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/married-life/husband-and-wifes-doctor-visit-joke/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Husband and Wife&#8217;s Doctor Visit Joke'>Husband and Wife&#8217;s Doctor Visit Joke</a> <small>A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor&#8217;s office. After...</small></li>
</ol>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jokebandit.com/family/joke-dirty-underwear/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Joke: The Pharmacist</title>
		<link>http://www.jokebandit.com/family/joke-the-pharmacist/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jokebandit.com/family/joke-the-pharmacist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 01:31:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[profession]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sexy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jokebandit.com/?p=73</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he [...]


Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/family/joke-whos-the-boss/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Joke: Who&#8217;s the Boss?'>Joke: Who&#8217;s the Boss?</a> <small>A young couple on their wedding night were in their...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/family/pregnant-unwed-daughter-joke/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Pregnant Unwed Daughter Joke'>Pregnant Unwed Daughter Joke</a> <small>A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared,...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/it/wife-10/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Wife 1.0'>Wife 1.0</a> <small>Dear IT HelpDesk: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0...</small></li>
</ol>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jokebandit.com/family/joke-the-pharmacist/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Joke: Who&#8217;s the Boss?</title>
		<link>http://www.jokebandit.com/family/joke-whos-the-boss/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jokebandit.com/family/joke-whos-the-boss/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 06:37:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[relationship]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sexy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[story]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[couple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jokebandit.com/?p=72</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, &#8220;Here, put these on.&#8221;  She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. &#8220;I can&#8217;t wear your [...]


Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/family/joke-great-lover/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Joke: Great Lover'>Joke: Great Lover</a> <small>When the husband finally died his wife put the usual...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/story/girls-night-out-joke/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Girls&#8217; Night Out Joke'>Girls&#8217; Night Out Joke</a> <small>Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/family/a-loving-husband-joke/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: A Loving Husband Joke'>A Loving Husband Joke</a> <small>A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to...</small></li>
</ol>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jokebandit.com/family/joke-whos-the-boss/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Joke: I Like Your Thinking</title>
		<link>http://www.jokebandit.com/sexy/joke-i-like-your-thinking/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jokebandit.com/sexy/joke-i-like-your-thinking/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:01:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[education]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sexy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jokebandit.com/?p=71</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A teacher asks her class, &#8220;If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?&#8221; She calls on little Johnny. &#8220;None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.&#8221; The teacher replies, &#8220;The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking.&#8221; Then Little Johnny [...]


Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/children/a-teacher-gave-her-fifth-grade-class-an-assignment/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment'>A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment</a> <small>A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/story/intelligent-game-joke/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Intelligent Game Joke'>Intelligent Game Joke</a> <small>A blonde chick found herself sitting next to a lawyer...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/family/joke-whos-the-boss/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Joke: Who&#8217;s the Boss?'>Joke: Who&#8217;s the Boss?</a> <small>A young couple on their wedding night were in their...</small></li>
</ol>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jokebandit.com/sexy/joke-i-like-your-thinking/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Joke: Old Man&#8217;s Sperm Count</title>
		<link>http://www.jokebandit.com/family/joke-old-mans-sperm-count/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jokebandit.com/family/joke-old-mans-sperm-count/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 06:47:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[doctor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sexy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[old man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jokebandit.com/?p=69</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Old people have problems that you haven&#8217;t even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, &#8216;&#8221;Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.&#8221; The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared [...]


Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/family/joke-dirty-underwear/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Joke: Dirty Underwear'>Joke: Dirty Underwear</a> <small>There was this guy who was sick,so he went to...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/lawyer/four-types-of-patients-joke/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Four types of patients joke'>Four types of patients joke</a> <small>Some surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/doctor/joke-internet-doctor/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Joke: Internet Doctor'>Joke: Internet Doctor</a> <small>...</small></li>
</ol>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jokebandit.com/family/joke-old-mans-sperm-count/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Bottle of Merlot</title>
		<link>http://www.jokebandit.com/sexy/bottle-of-merlot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jokebandit.com/sexy/bottle-of-merlot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:33:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[sexy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jokebandit.com/?p=56</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozylittle restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,&#8217;This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.&#8217; and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. [...]


Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/religion/gods-minute-joke/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: God&#8217;s Minute Joke'>God&#8217;s Minute Joke</a> <small>A man trying to understand the nature of God asked...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/women/who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire-joke/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Who Wants to be a Millionaire Joke'>Who Wants to be a Millionaire Joke</a> <small>Host: &#8220;Barbara, you&#8217;ve done very well so far &#8211; $500,000...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/story/lawyer-joke-punishment/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Lawyer Joke &#8211; Punishment'>Lawyer Joke &#8211; Punishment</a> <small>A man died and was taken to his place of...</small></li>
</ol>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jokebandit.com/sexy/bottle-of-merlot/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Girls night out joke</title>
		<link>http://www.jokebandit.com/sexy/girls-night-out-joke-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jokebandit.com/sexy/girls-night-out-joke-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:14:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[sexy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jokebandit.com/sexy/girls-night-out-joke-2/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman [...]


Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/story/girls-night-out-joke/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Girls&#8217; Night Out Joke'>Girls&#8217; Night Out Joke</a> <small>Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/family/joke-whos-the-boss/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Joke: Who&#8217;s the Boss?'>Joke: Who&#8217;s the Boss?</a> <small>A young couple on their wedding night were in their...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/family/a-loving-husband-joke/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: A Loving Husband Joke'>A Loving Husband Joke</a> <small>A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to...</small></li>
</ol>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jokebandit.com/sexy/girls-night-out-joke-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Girls&#8217; Night Out Joke</title>
		<link>http://www.jokebandit.com/story/girls-night-out-joke/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jokebandit.com/story/girls-night-out-joke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 06:37:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[sexy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[story]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jokebandit.com/story/girls-night-out-joke/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman [...]


Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/sexy/girls-night-out-joke-2/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Girls night out joke'>Girls night out joke</a> <small>Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/family/joke-whos-the-boss/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Joke: Who&#8217;s the Boss?'>Joke: Who&#8217;s the Boss?</a> <small>A young couple on their wedding night were in their...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.jokebandit.com/family/a-loving-husband-joke/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: A Loving Husband Joke'>A Loving Husband Joke</a> <small>A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to...</small></li>
</ol>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.jokebandit.com/story/girls-night-out-joke/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

