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		<title>Funny Picture: How fast the years go by</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 02:44:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How fast the years go by&#8230; scroll down&#8230; scroll down some more&#8230; Related posts:Funny Picture &#8211; Rugby Ouch!... Funny Picture &#8211; Secret Lovers Funny picture of secret lovers.... Funny Picture &#8211; Mouse Maze Hilariously intelligent mouse, using dynamite to blow up walls....


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		<title>Pickup Lines Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a list of best or worst pickup lines, depending if you get the girl or not&#8230; The word of the day is &#8220;legs.&#8221; Let&#8217;s go back to my place and spread the word. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. I want to melt in your [...]


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		<title>Who Wants to be a Millionaire Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 01:35:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Host: &#8220;Barbara, you&#8217;ve done very well so far &#8211; $500,000 and one lifeline left &#8212; phone a friend. The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right &#8230; but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 &#8212; are you ready?&#8221; Barbara: &#8220;Sure, [...]


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		<title>Housewife, Accountant and Lawyer Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:07:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked &#8221;How much is 2 plus 2?&#8221; The housewife replies: &#8221;Four!&#8221; The accountant says: &#8221;I think it&#8217;s either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time.&#8221; The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, &#8221;How [...]


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		<title>Three Blonde Detectives Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:49:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Policeman was drilling 3 blondes, who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the 1st blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. &#8220;This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?&#8221; The first blonde answers &#8221; That&#8217;s easy, we&#8217;ll catch him fast because [...]


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		<title>Joke: Eleven People On A Rope</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 12:49:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren&#8217;t able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching [...]


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		<title>Short Funny Jokes &#8211; January 20, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 08:43:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tonex</dc:creator>
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		<title>Joke: Girlfriend Directions</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 01:20:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment. She says, &#8220;You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you&#8217;ll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit [...]


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