Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them
all, so they decided that one had to leave,
because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren’t able to choose that person,
until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,
as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her
husband and kids or for men in general, and was
used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech,
all the men started clapping …….

Man: Miss, can I court you?
Woman: Why? Do you have a BMW? Jaguar? Porsche?
Man: What do you think of your vagina? A parking lot?!!

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You won’t believe what things people do these days…
I was sitting next to this girl in church.  In the middle of the mass, she lights a cigarette!
I was shocked! I almost dropped my beer!

o o o

Son: Dad! I just experienced a blow job, yahoo!!
Father: Wow! Son, you’re a teenager already!  How does it feel?
Son: My jaws are aching!

A girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.

She says, “You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A.

Come inside and you’ll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you’ll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I’ll open the door for you”

The boyfriend says, “Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?”

“Oh my God!! You’re not coming empty-handed, are you?”