Why would spell check pick up diluted? He used the wrong word he didn’t misspell anything. Maybe you should pray for the ability to understand this, Salena.
Wow that was pretty damn fun. I cant believe though how people still believe in god and all that…
The american patriots are cute but really stupid! Americans really think they are the best and the smartest. While there are a few smart folks walking american soil, I got to be honest and say: Some of them are so stupid it makes me want to cry!
-Sorry for being off topic…
You sound pretty stupid yourself when you can say that Americans think they are the best and the smartest, because of course you know every American, right? And I’m so sure that there’s no stupid people in any other country. Haha… :]
I still have no idea how you can just believe in such a stupid idea…I believe in a purple unicorn that I think created the universe and all that jazz. In no way is my “God” greater or lesser than the ones everyone gets stupid over. If I ever pray for any reason it would be for people to not just trust in blind faith…reasoning is your best friend.
I sure hope these kids weren’t writing these as a school assignment. There’s other things to spend school time on that are actually useful in a person’s life.
There is no hope without faith. Each of you and yours, everyone in the world has faith in something. You just need to find out where you truly believe yours comes from, without beating someone up verbally to justify your own thoughts and hearts. To each his own. I thought that all of these were EXTREMELY cute.
It’s funny how in religion, everything that goes wrong is caused by “the devil”, or it’s “god working in mysterious ways”. Religion is only there to try and make us feel better through delusion.
wow, these were too cute, the adults that came up with them are super clever/funny, it sounds so innocent and sweet! lol, the childish writing was a nice touch too! the way that some of the letters were backwards was a particularly cute/insightful detail! (even though i myself,any of my friends, or anyone i have encountered, never did this as a youth).
anywho thanx fer the lulz!
yeah. Screw kids for being so innocent and cute. I can’t believe they’d allow themselves to be tricked in to believing in such an absurd fallacy. Now I’m going to go re-read Nietzsche and touch myself until I feel better.
August 26th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
awesome, so hilarious, I submitted it to Propeller and StumbleUpon…
September 14th, 2008 at 12:05 am
thats hella cool check out poetry.com search John DeMello
September 27th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Poor diluted kids actually believe there is a god…
October 13th, 2008 at 1:10 am
Killing the Dinosaurs was the right thing to do indeed
October 20th, 2008 at 6:57 am
Simply Awesome.
Simply.
Awesome.
November 8th, 2008 at 2:22 am
Darwin, but diluted, do you mean deluded? Maybe you should pray for spell check.
November 8th, 2008 at 4:02 am
Haha. nice one, Salena.
November 14th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Bad spelling makes god exist?
November 14th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Why would spell check pick up diluted? He used the wrong word he didn’t misspell anything. Maybe you should pray for the ability to understand this, Salena.
November 14th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
lol salena just got pwneddddddddddddddddddddd
December 1st, 2008 at 1:17 pm
I pray for an end to pointless forum wars…
December 2nd, 2008 at 5:19 am
Wow that was pretty damn fun. I cant believe though how people still believe in god and all that…
The american patriots are cute but really stupid! Americans really think they are the best and the smartest. While there are a few smart folks walking american soil, I got to be honest and say: Some of them are so stupid it makes me want to cry!
-Sorry for being off topic…
December 5th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
You sound pretty stupid yourself when you can say that Americans think they are the best and the smartest, because of course you know every American, right? And I’m so sure that there’s no stupid people in any other country. Haha… :]
December 25th, 2008 at 8:57 am
I still have no idea how you can just believe in such a stupid idea…I believe in a purple unicorn that I think created the universe and all that jazz. In no way is my “God” greater or lesser than the ones everyone gets stupid over. If I ever pray for any reason it would be for people to not just trust in blind faith…reasoning is your best friend.
December 13th, 2009 at 10:29 am
I sure hope these kids weren’t writing these as a school assignment. There’s other things to spend school time on that are actually useful in a person’s life.
February 3rd, 2010 at 7:16 am
cute!
kids are just innocent. NOT STUPID. duh
April 12th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
There is no hope without faith. Each of you and yours, everyone in the world has faith in something. You just need to find out where you truly believe yours comes from, without beating someone up verbally to justify your own thoughts and hearts. To each his own. I thought that all of these were EXTREMELY cute.
October 4th, 2010 at 9:27 pm
It’s funny how in religion, everything that goes wrong is caused by “the devil”, or it’s “god working in mysterious ways”. Religion is only there to try and make us feel better through delusion.
October 5th, 2010 at 2:08 am
wow, these were too cute, the adults that came up with them are super clever/funny, it sounds so innocent and sweet! lol, the childish writing was a nice touch too! the way that some of the letters were backwards was a particularly cute/insightful detail! (even though i myself,any of my friends, or anyone i have encountered, never did this as a youth).
anywho thanx fer the lulz!
May 31st, 2011 at 4:08 am
yeah. Screw kids for being so innocent and cute. I can’t believe they’d allow themselves to be tricked in to believing in such an absurd fallacy. Now I’m going to go re-read Nietzsche and touch myself until I feel better.