A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple
in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, slowly kisses
her on the neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy is
an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time
in jail, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do what he tells
you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This
guy is probably dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you.”

To which the wife responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and
asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find
it. Be strong, honey. I love you, too.”