There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor.  The doctor ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine.

The next day the doctor called and the wife answered. “I’m going to need to run a few more tests”, the doctor said. “I’m going to need a semen, urine and a fecal sample.”

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Old people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘”Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. Read the rest of this entry »

Some surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.The first said, “I think accountants are the easiest to opperate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.”The second said, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.” Read the rest of this entry »

“Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?”
“Yes, of course…”
“Great! I never could before!”