Man: Miss, can I court you?
Woman: Why? Do you have a BMW? Jaguar? Porsche?
Man: What do you think of your vagina? A parking lot?!!

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You won’t believe what things people do these days…
I was sitting next to this girl in church.  In the middle of the mass, she lights a cigarette!
I was shocked! I almost dropped my beer!

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Son: Dad! I just experienced a blow job, yahoo!!
Father: Wow! Son, you’re a teenager already!  How does it feel?
Son: My jaws are aching!