A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, ‘What is this Father?’
Man: Miss, can I court you?
Woman: Why? Do you have a BMW? Jaguar? Porsche?
Man: What do you think of your vagina? A parking lot?!!
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You won’t believe what things people do these days…
I was sitting next to this girl in church. In the middle of the mass, she lights a cigarette!
I was shocked! I almost dropped my beer!
o o o
Son: Dad! I just experienced a blow job, yahoo!!
Father: Wow! Son, you’re a teenager already! How does it feel?
Son: My jaws are aching!
