Funny Picture – Perfect Wife
married life, picture October 8th, 2009
Ten Husbands, still a virgin joke
married life October 5th, 2009
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
“What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”
Joke: Absent-minded Husband
married life, men April 15th, 2009
An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife’s birthday and their anniversary.
He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to his wife on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, “Your loving husband.”
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Joke: Husband and Wife Dialogue
family, married life December 17th, 2008
One night as a couple lay down for bed, the husband taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says, “Honey, I’m sorry. I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.”
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to go to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again…
