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A Policeman was drilling 3 blondes, who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the 1st blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
The first blonde answers ” That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye”
The policeman says “Well…Uh.. that’s because the picture shows his profile” Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asked her “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” Read the rest of this joke »
Bill Gates dies and goes to hell.
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you’ve got me in a good mood, I’ll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you’ll be locked up forever.”
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Read the rest of this joke »
A man trying to understand the nature of God asked him, “God, how long is a million years to you?”
God answered, “A million years is like a minute.”
Then, the man asked, “God, how much is a million dollars to you?”
And God replied, “A million dollars is like a penny.”
Finally, the man asked, “God, could you give me a penny?”
God said, “In a minute.”
Dear Dodong,
Sa susunod anak, Nido non-fat na lang ang ipadala mo sa tatang mo. Nasisira kasi ang tiyan niya sa pinadala mong Nivea Moisturing Milk…
Nagmamahal - Nanay
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ANAK: ‘ Tay , penge ng pera. May project kami. Bibili ako
ng ‘cocomban’.
TATAY: Ano ka ba naman. Hangga ngayon ‘cocomban’ pa rin ang tawag mo!
ANAK: Ano po ba ang tama?
TATAY: Bomb paper!
