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Funny Picture: How fast the years go by
sexy, women March 25th, 2010
Pickup Lines Joke
sexy, women September 11th, 2009
Here’s a list of best or worst pickup lines, depending if you get the girl or not…
The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I like every bone in your body especially mine.
How about you sit on my lap and we’ll see what pops up?
Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
Who Wants to be a Millionaire Joke
women July 30th, 2009
Host: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left — phone a friend.
The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right … but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 — are you ready?”
Barbara: “Sure, I’ll have a go!”
Host: “Which of the following birds does not build it’s own nest?
Is it……..
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush
Housewife, Accountant and Lawyer Joke
accountant, lawyer, women July 24th, 2009
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked ”How much is 2 plus 2?”
The housewife replies: ”Four!”
The accountant says: ”I think it’s either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time.”
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, ”How much do you want it to be?”
Three Blonde Detectives Joke
women June 4th, 2009
A Policeman was drilling 3 blondes, who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the 1st blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
The first blonde answers ” That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye”
The policeman says “Well…Uh.. that’s because the picture shows his profile” Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asked her “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” Read the rest of this entry »
